The Vicar deserts me and heads off to Scotland – and I can’t even win the lottery (not for real, anyway). Where was I when the luck was handed out?!… As you probably know by now, this the first of three VICAR CHRONICLES that I’ve written. Yes, not one, not two, but three (not that anyone wants to publish them). Also available as audiobooks, graphic novels, dead sea scrolls, clay tablets and finger paintings… Find out more at The story continues every Monday and Thursday. Keep updated by “liking” the FREE PUNK SANDERSON CAMPAIGN on Facebook. I need 10000 fans before The Vicar will set me free. GET ME OUT OF HERE