One of these days Mr. Opportunity gonna be knocking on my door One of these days I’ll read the writing on the wall One of these days I’ll be a spectator in an audience of whores One of these days I’m gonna run until I fall One of these days I’ll win the lottery and wake up a millionaire One of these days I’m gonna get myself a job One of these days They’re gonna stop the world and I won’t even care One of these days I’m gonna finally believe in God One of these days I’m gonna grow up to become the President One of these days I’ll find the woman of my dreams One of these days I’m gonna find these truths to be self evident One of these days I’ll blow my brains out on TV One of these days One of these days One of these days I’m gonna get in shape, become an astronaut One of these days My fears are gonna fall down the stairs One of these days I’ll sell my soul and let them find out what they bought One of these days I’m gonna shave off all my hair One of these days I’m gonna learn to play and write myself a song One of these days I’ll take my conscience out to lunch One of these days I’m gonna buy the plans and build the atom bomb One of these days I’ll have the guts to play my hunch One of these days One of these days Any day now Any day now Cop Shoot Cop