[Note: We’re talking “mostly/technically legal” stuff here, of course]
1- Selling Psychic abilities (Though I’m still not sure why they cannot hit the winning lottery numbers, or at least come close dangit! lol)
2- Dabbling in Fundamental and/or Technical Analysis of the Financial Markets
3- Becoming a market speculator by dealing in Market Trends, Futures, Options, Forex, etc. (Quants, Economic Forecasters, etc., all included here)
4- Becoming a History Professor (LMAO!)
5- Predicting the Weather (All the weather-forecasting-related vocations)
6- Working for Oprah (preferably becoming her! LMAO!)
7- Working as a CIA (etc.) Analyst (<--- 007 wow that was a pure coincidence, BTW. Yeah Right! lol) 8- Running for Political Office (promise the world, but never deliver $h!t) 9- Becoming a Futurist in one of those GOOFY Washington-based "Think Tanks" that cannot predict the annual blooming of the flowers, if their lives depended on it 10- Becoming a Corporate Visionary [strong Filth-immunity required!] 11- Inventing a WORKING Time-Machine 12- Writing a Software for predicting / "re"defining the Future 13- Selling Dream Instruments in person, on paper, in DVD, etc. (e.g. Inspirational Speaking, Investment Banking, Mortgage Underwriting, etc.) 14- Becoming a professional Gambler (or is that the same as investing in a 401K and/or the stock market?) 15- Creating/Inventing your own Future-Present through Marketing/Advertising campaigns (usually requires substantial out-of-pocket investments) 16- Selling tickets out of an eventual Black Hole doomsday fate (hey don't mock it; didn't Pope Julius II sell passports to future/eternal life in Heaven to the highest bidders?) 17- Becoming a clergy/evangelical preacher of a sort 18- Using your military might to dictate the Future [i.e. promoting a Proactive, NOT a Reactive attitude towards the Future] 19- I have my own suggestion(s) [Please elaborate!] .